story time

“she would come over every sunday and we would eat hamburgers. we’d go to whole foods and eat as many hamburgers as we could and then eat apple pie, and then we had sex all night. we did this every weekend. then she started to get fat real quick dude. she was kind of skinny when we first met. we started eating hamburgers. 3, 4 weekends go by, she’s like, blown up.”
-a friend, very drunk and stoned, after being dumped, swapping life stories with me

Lab Work

I had blood taken today, and as I saw my own blood squirt into that vial, I thought to myself “This is like the evil twin of ejaculating.” Then I peed in a cup- that’s the retarded cousin.

ORIGINALITY APEX

filmed on location in great barrington, massachusetts, and san antonio, texas, over the course of a grueling four month shoot, fraught with funding problems and cast injuries for inexplicable reasons.

poncho’s a faggot
poncho’s a faggot
this is the best quote ever

FUCK HEADSETS

We’ll sell out for anything. In this instance, we’ve sold out for the possibility of a few free t-shirts from http://noheadset.com/

Thanks to Jessica Mah for referring me to the contest in the first place, and Frederik Hermann of Jajah for sending us free shit.

Spooch and I thank you, Frederik.

Poncho is a sellout whore who has been compared to Ernest Hemingway.

Irony

Poncho Peligroso is a sophomore film major at Simon’s Rock, as well as the campus stuntman, yoyoer, and mostly-naked-guy. In his written work, he leans towards dry humor, and has been compared to Oscar Wilde. He does not care about the fucking Five-O right about now.

THE TRUTH

don’t you mock me this is completely serious.

headphones recommended for maximum mindfuck

Poncho Peligroso is a sophomore film major at Simon’s Rock, as well as the campus stuntman, yoyoer, and mostly-naked-guy. In his written work, he leans towards dry humor, and has been compared to Oscar WI’M GOING TO FUCKING KILL MYSELF REALLY

who wants cake?

Back in the nineties, there was an ad campaign for Reese’s Peanut Butter Cups claiming there was no wrong way to eat a Reese’s, followed by some imaginative way of eating a Reese’s. They said there was no wrong way. They were wrong.

In case you’re wondering, that green stuff is wasabi.

The music is “Chill Fuck” by The Brother Machine.

Poncho Peligroso is a sophomore film major at Simon’s Rock, who got into a staring contest with the sun, causing it to go blind. In his written work, he leans towards dry humor, and has been compared to Oscar Wilde.

dislocated shoulder

“I’m bored. What do you want to do?”

“I don’t know, what do you want to do?”

“I don’t know, what do you want to do?”

“I know!”

we’re smarter than we look, so look again.

in loving memory donny lail
rest in peace friend

Poncho Peligroso is a sophomore film major at Simon’s Rock, as well as the campus stuntman, yoyoer, and mostly-naked-guy. In his written work, he leans towards dry humor, and has been compared to Oscar Wilde.