Back in the nineties, there was an ad campaign for Reese’s Peanut Butter Cups claiming there was no wrong way to eat a Reese’s, followed by some imaginative way of eating a Reese’s. They said there was no wrong way. They were wrong.

In case you’re wondering, that green stuff is wasabi.

The music is “Chill Fuck” by The Brother Machine.

Poncho Peligroso is a sophomore film major at Simon’s Rock, who got into a staring contest with the sun, causing it to go blind. In his written work, he leans towards dry humor, and has been compared to Oscar Wilde.