I just found out that the bikinigirls page routinely gets five times as many pageviews as the videos page.
The music is “So We Danced” and “Dirty” by The Brother Machine.
Poncho Peligroso is a sophomore film major at Simon’s Rock, who got into a staring contest with the sun, causing it to go blind. In his written work, he leans towards dry humor, and has been compared to Oscar Wilde.
“Angerjaculate”.
Angerjaculation occurs when a male achieves orgasm and ejaculates either while angry or out of anger.
I was pissed at Chris, so I angerjaculated on his cell phone while he was asleep and gave him a wake-up call later.
Nathan: hoyl shit my face is numb
Nathan: i didnt feel that at all
Poncho: where are you on the slap scale
Nathan: umm
Poncho: like how many slaps of increasing force does it take for you to feel it
Nathan: let me see
Nathan: 4
Nathan: do i need another shot
Poncho: reach 7
Poncho: then you’re done
Poncho: 7 slaps is done
time passes
Nathan: dude
Nathan: should i take another shotttt
Poncho: where are you on the slap scale
Nathan: over 10
Poncho: no more, then
Nathan: hmm
Nathan: ok dude
Nathan: i wish i had
Nathan: a
Nathan: a flying cat
time passes
Nathan: shot 6
Nathan: fgggggggggggggggggg
Nathan: slime aliens and fuckin robots fucking matadors in spain with big taxis
Nathan: i am so
Poncho: drunk?
Nathan: btw
Nathan: shot 5
Poncho: …you just said shot 6 a minute ago
Now, I’ve set myself on fire, thrown myself down a hill during February in Massachusetts while only wearing a jockstrap until I was freezing and bleeding from my ass, flipped a kayak while riding it down a hill, and staplegunned my sternum, but nothing I do comes close to this in terms of the badness of the ideas. I earnestly hope this is fictional- if not, this girl could write for this blog and just post her general life choices.
Im a partyer. I love to go out and get drunnk and/or high as a kite. nightclubs, bars, strip clubs… you name it, i’ll be there But unfortunately, I am 4 months pregnant now. So I mostly just drink at home now. Beer gives me heartburn so lately I have been drinking mixed drinks. I really like purple hooters! My doctor says to stay off my feet, so I don’t work anymore either. Thats bad for my coke problem, but hey I am slowly getting off the additcion. I am joining this because I got knocked up at a party I think. The bad thing is that i dont know who the father is because i had multiple partners and quite frankly i dont remember who they are or even how many times. but now i am home and i know what is happening with my life. i will usually just pass out on the sofa. i am a great cook. i can make stoufers macaroni and cheese like no other. my sofa is clean so i might say i clean good too. i like to be pampered and taken advantage of but dont think that this is a free ride for you. im very picky about my partners- no degos or spics pls.
I feel so bad for the fetus.
Poncho Peligroso rocks and rolls all night every night.
Well, not every night. But almost every night.
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“she would come over every sunday and we would eat hamburgers. we’d go to whole foods and eat as many hamburgers as we could and then eat apple pie, and then we had sex all night. we did this every weekend. then she started to get fat real quick dude. she was kind of skinny when we first met. we started eating hamburgers. 3, 4 weekends go by, she’s like, blown up.”
-a friend, very drunk and stoned, after being dumped, swapping life stories with me
I had blood taken today, and as I saw my own blood squirt into that vial, I thought to myself “This is like the evil twin of ejaculating.” Then I peed in a cup- that’s the retarded cousin.
